Post By Mad Dad: The Honeycrisp
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin The Honeycrisp If I told you this was the greatest apple in the world, would you believe me? That’s lofty talk from ol’ Mad Dad. I’m certainly one for hyperbole, but I...
View ArticleCaption This: Easter Edition! THE WINNERS!
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Nom nom nom nom… “sweetie, we didn’t get any chocolate this year for Easter.” Blearchh…bleghh…ralph…ughh… - Mansfield Counseling Runners Up: “Why do you think Richard...
View ArticleGET IN MAH MAWF: The Holiday Pringles Edition
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Hi, my name is The Crib Keeper, and in addition to using cliché joke introductions, I’m also a real “Holiday Slut.” No, the term “Holiday Slut,” doesn’t refer to what...
View ArticleGimmie Gimmie, I Need: Pickle Flavored Candy Canes!
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Halloween is in less than 48 hours. While children are strategically planning how to get the MOST and BEST candy, tricks are finishing the details on their slutty...
View ArticleTater Peelin’ Tuesdays: Tater’s Chicken Tits and Dumplins
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin COMFORT FOOD SEASON IS IN FULL SWANG YA’LL! The weather is turning to a cold spell if you haven’t noticed. I remember as a child growing up in East Texas, choosing...
View ArticleThe Perfect Song to Teach Your Nana This Thanksgiving
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin The Official Holiday season kicks off Thursday with Thanksgiving. Ah Thanksgiving! The time of the year you’re held captive by a bunch of weirdos who insist on cramming...
View ArticleTis the Season to Tell Your Neighbors to Fudge Off
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Well, I’ve just about packed all of the Halloween decorations up and I’m now anxiously awaiting this late afternoon when Lover Fo’ Life and I decorate our house for the...
View ArticlePrograming Note: Happy Trails, You Jive Turkeys!
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin It’s the Wednesday before Thanksgiving and we’re hitting the road to my favorite place in the world, The Liberty Longhorn Ranch AKA the family’s slice of heaven right...
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